In case you’re a dude who never used a good sex toy, this is kinda accurate

That’s my hunch

I find it interesting that he was removed as a mod 3 days ago and this came out today

I kill literally every plant. But somehow I got an aquarium and planted shit underwater and those flourish? But I overwater every land plant???

Bankruptcy is an option. How much debt do you have relative to your income?

Missed credit payments hurt your score for a while (7 years iirc) but bankruptcy hits is HARD and will stay on your report for 10 years

Another option is litigation. I’m not sure if someone would take this on as a contingent fee case or not (edit: in a contingent fee, you don’t pay up front, you pay with your winnings. Very common for injury, workers comp, etc). If not, you’d need to seek out pro bono help, which is certainly available, especially if you’re in a city.

Edit: to clarify, I mean litigation against the debt consolidation company for a potential breach of contract

It’s not actually illegal. It’s just weird.

The “step” adds some plausible deniability so you don’t get as creeped out

Is the concern managing too many cards or overspending because it’s easy to use a credit card?

Can you elaborate? How far off? Are you comparing a daily high to an hourly forecast?

Idk there’s only 2 typos. That’s pretty impressive for most AI stuff I’ve seen with words

Note that this is NOT UBI. This is targeted relief

Tens of millions of dollars for each of them, that’s why

It wasn’t actually pay per view, just sayin

Also, the payday was about 20 mil for Tyson iirc

That sucks. I’ve managed at a couple places and the only time I’ve ever had scrutiny on employee PTO is when someone calls out “sick” right before/after a holiday (we know you’re hungover). And that was back in the day when I did retail.

To the contrary, working at a small non-profit, they wanted us to pressure people to take their PTO so that they’d stay happy.

I went to Voyager months ago and never looked back. Not sure what happened to Memmy

If you have a HYS, there is no reason to have 100k in an account earning .05%.

Like others have said, everything else depends on your risk tolerance. If you’re young, you should have more in higher risk stuff (stocks, etc.). Even if you have a big loss, you can earn it back.

Whatever you don’t need liquid and whatever isn’t in high-risk investments can go into stuff like bonds and CDs

You trying to tell me I’m not supposed to eat small quantities as part of a healthy diet? Wait, this couldn’t be related to me coughing up blood daily, could it?

insert dick pic album cover here

I think fent was developed for humans. Not entirely sure. Of course, now we have animal meds like xylazine in our street drugs

Chad metalhead

Black Album

Pick one