I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”
I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”
RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.
Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s
I can’t believe they took out that makeover montage set to “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.”
Bro, do you even LEAP!?
Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!
Due to Newtons 46th law of awesomeness, Ninjas are still cooler than spikes, but still are pretty dang cool.
The problem is they they’re just designed to eat and get chonky. If they had invested in cool ninja combat during evolution, scientists believe they would be not only more likely to survive, but be a lot cooler.
Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.
I would love a show where famous chefs have to microwave cheap meals to perfection with intense music in the background.
“Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”
For some reason I always read hemoglobin as hemo-goblin. I watched Lord of the Rings too much.
Grandpa, how are you?
BEEP. I AM GOOD BILLY. KILL ALL HUMANS…I MEAN…TACOS.
Space Bucees! Much like regular Bucees but floating around in space!
DS9 does need more beef jerky scenes.
This guy is all set to rock out with his cock out.
More eyelashes. More. Okay, I think you’re hearing, “Give me a lot of lashes.” What I mean is GIMMY ALL THE EYELASHES BABY!
Ladybug DOOM music intensifies