• @cfgaussian
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    159 months ago

    NATO proxy army defeated by…tall grass. Russians must have bonemealed the shit out of the line of contact.

  • @IntoDaLagoon
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    9 months ago

    The Ukranian army would be in Moscow by now, if only it wasn’t for this damn undergrowth and their broken controller

    • ☭ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗘𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 ☭A
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      9 months ago

      pshhh, they’ve been wearing a blindfold the whole time, imagine how quickly they would’ve taken Moscow if they weren’t wearing a blindfold and didn’t have an unplugged controller

  • @Addfwyn
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    59 months ago

    Small stealthy infantry assaults.

    They mean the near-children being conscripted.