• Muad'DibberA
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    2 months ago

    Some of his epic grandpa moments:

    Deng: My birthday? Is it my birthday tomorrow?

    Fallaci: Yes, I read it in your biography.

    Deng: Humph! If you say so… I don’t know. I never know when my birthday is, and, even if it is, it’s hardly something to be congratulated about. It means I’m turning sixty-six. And sixty-six means decay.

    Fallaci: My father is sixty-six, Mr. Deng, and if I tell my father that this means decay, I think he’ll clock me.

    Deng: As well he should! You certainly shouldn’t be saying such things to your father.


    Deng: I just told you that the Chinese people would never do to Chairman Mao what Khrushchev did to Stalin!

    Fallaci: What if I told you that in the West they call you the Chinese Khrushchev?

    Deng: [He laughs.] Listen, they can call me anything they like in the West, but I know Khrushchev well; I dealt with him personally for ten years, and I can assure you that comparing me to Khrushchev is insulting.