I thought this was an onion article but guess what? It is real.

They are blaming literally anyone except the true culprits: capitalism…

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    Besides the wild things described in the article, I was surprised to read the following crazy nonsense:

    At the same time, a government think tank recommended that girls start school earlier than boys, so that classmates would be more attracted to each other by the time they were ready to marry.

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      Doesn’t surprise me in the least. Another way they decided to fix their birth rate was by giving one time lump payments to new parents. Which would definitely never be abused.

      I can’t imagine working 100+ hour weeks is having any impact on their ability to have kids or anything like that.

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      How can we write policy to make the kids hornier?

      lol, yeah, that line is beyond insane.