Why don’t we start referring to the USA’s government as CPA?

The US are ruled by the capitalist party of America after all. USers aren’t allowed to vote other parties, they can just vote the leadership of the CPA, as democrats and republicans are just two sides within the same party.

Now wouldnt it be cool to have some flyers/graphics/memes to advertise the glorious CPA to the USers. They keep mocking everyone else who disagrees with them, isn’t it time we start to do the same? They are way more incoherent and ridicolous than everyone else out there.