I’m the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.
I’m sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.


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How is polish a real language?
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english is this way to bedevil goblins and forest tricksters from fooling the englishman, who after all has little to do besides learn byzantine vernacular and drink
You’re 100% right, comrade.
Oh yeah cuz that’s so fucking easy to pronounce!
I am just joshing though I actually quite like Polish. I just find the length of some of your words ridiculous. Like you’ll meet a polish guy named “Jans Ngzcezzzechzeynessznesteski”.
The fuck dude.
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At least the ridiculousness of Polish surnames is good for confusing Nazis
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https://chateauview.com/pronunciation/
Get their monolingual angloid ass!
Oh shut up, I can just look a bit at Yugoslavia’s main language, or as they call it (Serbian, Bosnian, and Croatian) and they’re a bit more clear on how to pronounce shit… as a mostly monolingual English speaker
The use of roman letters for the Polish language now seems like complete sacrilege, even more so, compared to Romanian and Vietnamese…
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Wiggly Perziggity Wolamiwaczom