I’m the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.
I’m sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.
At least the ridiculousness of Polish surnames is good for confusing Nazis
Ah “Jak Rozpętałem Drugą Wojnę Światową”. A classic movie with a classic scene. Unfortunately according to publicly available data no one with this surname exists… 😭😭😭