I’m the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.

I’m sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.

  • Oh shut up, I can just look a bit at Yugoslavia’s main language, or as they call it (Serbian, Bosnian, and Croatian) and they’re a bit more clear on how to pronounce shit… as a mostly monolingual English speaker

    The use of roman letters for the Polish language now seems like complete sacrilege, even more so, compared to Romanian and Vietnamese…