I’m the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.
I’m sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.
Oh yeah cuz that’s so fucking easy to pronounce!
I am just joshing though I actually quite like Polish. I just find the length of some of your words ridiculous. Like you’ll meet a polish guy named “Jans Ngzcezzzechzeynessznesteski”.
The fuck dude.
I specifically have you a tounge twister but go ahead, hyperbole the language all you want! It’s funny.
At least the ridiculousness of Polish surnames is good for confusing Nazis
Ah “Jak Rozpętałem Drugą Wojnę Światową”. A classic movie with a classic scene. Unfortunately according to publicly available data no one with this surname exists… 😭😭😭