Wow, DLC but for electronics. It’s even more overpriced, too. Maybe capitalists should take a cue from this and start selling all of their baseline and obligatory accessories individually. You can buy a TV for $999 but have to pay $40 for the remote, $399 for a smartphone but $20 for the receiver and $10 for the speaker, $499 for a stove but every temperature costs $5 extra…
…wait…oh shit, there might be some capitalists lurking here and getting ideas! I was only joking, guys! Really!
Too late. You gave them ideas and- OH SHIT THERE ARE CELLPHONE CHARGERS BEING SOLD SEPERATELY AND ARE OVERPRICED AS FUCK LIKE $59.99 PER PIECE. GODDAMNIT.
Wow, DLC but for electronics. It’s even more overpriced, too. Maybe capitalists should take a cue from this and start selling all of their baseline and obligatory accessories individually. You can buy a TV for $999 but have to pay $40 for the remote, $399 for a smartphone but $20 for the receiver and $10 for the speaker, $499 for a stove but every temperature costs $5 extra…
…wait…oh shit, there might be some capitalists lurking here and getting ideas! I was only joking, guys! Really!
Too late. You gave them ideas and- OH SHIT THERE ARE CELLPHONE CHARGERS BEING SOLD SEPERATELY AND ARE OVERPRICED AS FUCK LIKE $59.99 PER PIECE. GODDAMNIT.