• loathesome dongeater
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    172 years ago

    Democracy is when I get to choose between a Democrat who is going to blast me in the ass or a Republican who is going to blast me in the ass.

    • @Kind_Stone
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      122 years ago

      See, that’s democracy. You can choose the flavor of blasting. That’s why they were so upset with Soviets, they couldn’t choose the flavor of their sausages.

      • @AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml
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        22 years ago

        Western “human rights advocates”: “HURR DURR NO FREEDUM OF CHOICE IN SOVIET! ONLY ONE FLAVOUR OF SAUSSAGES!”

        Recently liberated Eastern European peasents: “HOLY SHIT WE GET TO EAT MEAT? THAT USED TO BE A RICH PERSON THING!”