Nazi’s were bad but did you know that Russian orcs kill babies, rape them, eat them, throw what’s left in a mass grave, rape the mass grave, then bomb it with chemical weapons? They’re even worse than Nazi’s!
you know as the mythology goes, “the ring” is a metaphor for religion. so, if frodo walks out of russia and into the US (mordor) and throws the ring into the fire and ends religion, all will be good, George Sauron Bush jr. and his nazgul will fall from the skies, the orcs will disappear back into the dark valleys of the rocky mountains, the dark eye aka NSA will cease to exist and with the black rock in our posession, we can go back to caressing our hobbit leg hair and smoking pipe
Nazi’s were bad but did you know that Russian orcs kill babies, rape them, eat them, throw what’s left in a mass grave, rape the mass grave, then bomb it with chemical weapons? They’re even worse than Nazi’s!
you know as the mythology goes, “the ring” is a metaphor for religion. so, if frodo walks out of russia and into the US (mordor) and throws the ring into the fire and ends religion, all will be good, George Sauron Bush jr. and his nazgul will fall from the skies, the orcs will disappear back into the dark valleys of the rocky mountains, the dark eye aka NSA will cease to exist and with the black rock in our posession, we can go back to caressing our hobbit leg hair and smoking pipe