Thanks, I hate it.
Well, its much better than cockroaches
But what about crackling cockroaches?
Do they taste like fried rice, but without the calories or expensive spices?
Impressive. It’s rare that posts will actually make me throw up in my mouth a little. Congrats.
You don’t like lizard fried rice?
Here I go again, pooping the party!
There’s literally a whole metallic pan between the heat source and the rice. Unless lizard flavor can go through metal, this makes no sense.
Call me anytime you need some poop on a party. Bye.
It’s my party, and I’ll poop if I want to.
You would poop too, if it happened to you.
You said delicious …. Will you ever cook rice without missing the taste of fried lizard again ?
How do I hide posts on Lemmy, I never want to see this again
So you tell me… a lizard fried this rice?
Legit felt sick reading this lol nice 😉
Don’t just give out your secret recipes like that!
I am too hungover to see shit like this
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I feel like I should be grossed out but I don’t know why the lizard jerky kind of looks alright
after a certain point it’s just lizard shaped protein
Thought I had found an /r/wtf alternative
Just crossposted it to there, we need to get /c/wtf going.
Hey. Could you make this as NSFW please? Thanks in advance
I bet they cleaned it out, and the rice was just…not the same. Just…lacking, you know what I’m saying?
“Babe, we need to buy a lizard trap now.”