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Cake day: June 16th, 2023

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  • I accidentally submitted early, but also, I wrote out the lyrics. It’s the most bland version of those breakup-depression kind of songs imaginable. I guess people voted it as “feel-good” out of irony.

    Sitting at my favorite cafe

    Sipping my tea it’s saturday

    Thinking about all he’s done, to everyone

    This town is full of broken dreams

    Shattered hopes, and silent screams

    Somebody please help me

    Betrayed by this town

    Let’s tear it all down

    We’re all just destined to fall

    I’ve lost it all

    Betrayed by this town

    Let’s tear it all down

    We’re all just destined to fall

    We’ve lost it all

    Alone in the streets, alone in my thoughts

    Thinking of all our favorite spots

    I thought someday things might turn around

    But I was lost and never found

    Betrayed by this town

    Let’s tear it all down

    We’re all just destined to fall

    I’ve lost it all

    Betrayed by this town

    Let’s tear it all down

    We’re all just destined to fall

    We’ve lost it all

    Faces painted with smiles

    Lies are told

    A facade of unity

    A vitality sold

    So I sit here in silence

    Just wondering how

    To rewrite the tales

    This town won’t allow

    Betrayed by this town

    Let’s tear it all down

    We’re all just destined to fall

    I’ve lost it all

    Betrayed by this town

    Let’s tear it all down

    We’re all just destined to fall

    We’ve lost it all

    I’ve lost it all

    We’ve lost it all



  • One of my favorite search ads that appeared in the mid 2000s happened when I was bored. I searched “grandpa” without any context just to see what would come up, because I really was that bored. One of the ads that appeared was one of those where they just shove your search in the title verbatim so someone not paying attention might think it was what they wanted.

    It said something like “Looking for grandpa? Find great deals here!” I don’t remember exactly what the second part said, but the “Looking for grandpa?” part made me bust out laughing. I then started searching other random stuff to try and get something equally stupid, but it didn’t capture me quite the same way. Either way, my boredom was alleviated.





  • For those in the US: Learn how to file your own taxes. It’s really simple for the large majority of people, and usually just consists of copying numbers into boxes off a sheet your employer made for you. After you’ve done it once, subsequent times you’ll probably have it done yourself in less than half an hour.

    You can do it for free on a ton of sites unless you make significant income, freetaxusa is typically the most highly recommended one.