I would gladly have dinner with Xi.

(Remembers all those Dinner with Obama ads back in 2012)

I would, though I’m not sure why he’d want to talk to a dumbass like me in the belly of the beast. But it would be an honor to speak with him.

I’d wanna tell him he’s doing a great job, ignore the haters, and that he’s doing a service for the world proletariat that we can never repay.

I would be too scared that it’s the CIA trying to locate me.