FUCKING CAPITALISM
August and September need some more/better holidays

well yeah, they need time to clear it out before the christmas stuff goes up in august
i support halloween’s expansionism as a counterpoint to the christmas pact
Not a single Labor Day decoration for sale in sight. Makes one think.
Halloween is in October. OCT-ober, eight month. Now stop thinking and buy this ludicrously overpriced shitdeleted by creator
I love Halloween but I hate how commercialized it is. I want to see more handmade spooky decorations / costumes and less overpriced licensed franchise merch
and yeah putting this shit up in July is crazy. imo spooky season starts no earlier than the autumnal equinox
It is impossible to be spooky if the sun sets after 7pm.
They’re trying really hard to make Summerween a thing when it’s literally a joke from Gravity Falls about how they wanted to do a Halloween episode but the constraints of the show required it to be in Summer
I freaking love fall and halloween, but yeah this is way too fuckin early
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the one comment from the megathread is forever burned into my consciousness
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I like to wake up the day after Halloween and tell people “Woohoo! It’s Christmas season!” until it upsets someone.
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Christmas In July? Nah we on that All Hallows Eve August shit
One year they sold those 15 foot tall skeletons and now there are people who still just have them standing around in their yards year round
They just slap on a Santa hat and call it a year.
i went outside today and almost got heat stroke and you want me to think about halloween? the fuck
damn this is a no nonsense get your shit and get out store
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“Why drive my big vehicle to store for 80 lb bag of toothpaste when it can be delivered to my porch in an even bigger vehicle?”
oh i’m familiar (some would say… too familiar)
someone else said costco which i have never been inside.
Costco, one of America’s most beloved shopping destinations. They all look exactly like this
They really do, even in overseas locations.
ahh ok never been in one. thought u have to be a member to go inside
Nah I’m okay this this. Better than fucking Christmas.















