Stop calling the cancer aggressive, it has a right to defend itself.
It’s defending itself by doing preemptive attacks on surrounding tissues (bone and who knows what else)
excellent post
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>Claims to be pro-state
Aggresively pro state even
I hope someone is doing something because he owes me $2000
I really don’t like this framing because it misrepresents what is owed in a dumb way.
You forgot to account for year-to-year inflation in your number so it should be much higher.
Just use the same “inflation” math the grocery stores and fast food restaurants use, and you’ll find you’re owed just shy of $10.8 million.
As I read this, I think of Biden encouraging voters to go out during the primaries without concern for COVID. I think of his promises of Medicare For All. I think of the way that he cut back on COVID protections, forcing people back to work once in office. I think of the ways he funded a genocide and broke bread with his war criminal peers.
As I read this, I’m indifferent to his suffering.
we’re going to do all these things if you vote for us!
oh sorry that’s too hard/we don’t care, good luck!
To be fair, it was a much more effective electoral strategy than the follow-up:
we’re not going to do shit if you vote for us!
actually, doing nothing would be way better than what we were planning, not to mention way harder to buck our lobbyists that want us to do the terrible things, so we’re going to fuck things up pretty bad if you vote for us. but the other guy might fuck things up slightly more, and it’s your fault either way! but we won’t do anything to stop it, because that’s too hard/we don’t care,
good luckfuck you!"Plus
we’re gonna give even more money to the military instead of helping people
Oh.
So this is why the tell-alls are coming out now
He’s gonna be dead soon and then the bloviating hagiographies take over the mainstream and pave over the bloody trail he’s blazed
Thoughts and prayers for the former staffers currently in the process of getting their “he was fucked up the whole time” books published. Your window has closed. Only glazing from here on out.
Fuck them ghouls
Should have been leaking this shit day one
Ain’t shit to leak when everyone knows. They only had to break kayfabe.
They’ll have another chance in 5-10 years.
Best of luck to the cancer! Hope it makes it.
Pouring one out for all the tumors that were no longer able to grow and flourish after killing their host ghoul
the wonderful legacy of unconditionally supporting a genocide for a couple years, losing the easiest election ever, then dying
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a couple years
Come on now, it was way longer than that.
I hope it hurts
Sounds utterly agonising. Love that for him.
It’s really painful, unfortunely I think Biden is going to get the best drugs against cancer to alleviate the pain.
Might as well just juice him up. It’s not like he’ll be coherent either way
I thought he said he was gonna cure cancer?
He’s testing cancer on himself rn so that he could cure it later, he’s a hero
Did I say that too loud? Did cancer hear me and get mad?
Why now? Why not 30 years ago?
Cancer is so cruel that it let Biden do as much damage as possible before invading his butthole
So you’re saying he is in top form to make a 2028 presidential run?
He can still win if you vote for him!
That’s why I wrote in Joe Biden in a swing state in 2024.
The swing state of New South Wales. Local election.
He’s announced his new VP pick will be Gerry Connolly.
As a dry form of undead, Biden’s rate of decay should theoretically be much slower than moist types like Trump, but the sheer amount of formaldehyde from regular McDonalds infusions might be more than making up the difference
But why would Hamas do this?
They’re called Hamass because they tunnel into your ass to cancerfy your prostate.
Prostate cancer is kkhhhaaamass
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/18/politics/joe-biden-prostate-cancer
It continued, “While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management.”
Manageable with hormone treatment. They’re putting Biden on T-blockers.
THEY’RE GOING TO TRANS BIDEN!!
Karma for killing and displacing over a million people. Hope it hurts!
Got lilacs on my desk, a nice storm outside, Biden has an aggressive form of prostate cancer, and I have twizzlers. Not a bad Sunday.
