It feels like this time everyone knows it’s a lie and we’ve kinda resigned ourselves to the fact that war is pretty much like the weather and it’s going to happen regardless of what people say and whether it’s even true. The government is just going through a fixed action pattern.
she knelt and kissed the floor of the airport terminal
Fascism is unhygienic.
“When asked if he intended to actually win any of the fights, Schumer simply smiled vacantly.”
The liquid plumber stuff can eat through older pipes, so depending on where you’re moving to it might be better to invest in one of these:
Quart mason jars (with reusable lids). You can use 'em to pickle veggies, drink water, freeze leftover soups/stocks, (with an inexpensive infuser) make cold brew tea or coffee, tons of different things.
They’re doing the “just one more year until I retire” trope but with a boat!
While it uses a stupid clickbaity headline and omits a metric asston of detail, it doesn’t exactly seem like it’s trying to encourage doing it again.
Remains of woman used to incubate nonviable fetus
Fixed headline
With the magic of a little kinetic energy, you can transform an ordinary rock into a ballistic missile!
On the one hand you have the pro-genocide warpigs and on the other you have the anti-semites and isolationist libertarian warpigs
Comrade Thrombus, why have you forsaken us? 
Operation Iraqi Freedom but dumber is upon us. 
Update: Sucks to suck if you’re an American in Israel right now:
A task force operated by the Bureau of Consular Affairs is operating 24 hours a day, State Department spokesperson Tammy Bruce said at a press briefing.
"We continue to monitor the complex and rapidly evolving situation on the ground as we continue to assess and address the needs of US citizens,” she said. The spokesperson declined to share how many Americans had contacted the task force to date, and added that the US was not planning any evacuation flights.
Earlier today, the US embassy in Jerusalem said it is not in a position to “evacuate or directly assist” Americans in departing Israel and that it will be closed on Tuesday.
The Guardian’s live reporting is reporting “intense” explosions in Tehran per the IRNA but doesn’t have anything in the way of detail.
What a dramatic reveal. How’d he govern two countries through a war with each other?
At least he can learn, evidently he was asking for a “complete give-up” earlier.
the most consequential President in a century-maybe ever
Go on, Mike, keep tempting Fate.
XAE-XB12 or whatever: “Dad, the kids at school were all making fun of you! They keep calling you Elongated Muskrat. I don’t even know what a muskrat is!”
Muskbot: “Regarding ‘white genocide’ in South Africa, some claim it’s real, citing farm attacks and ‘Kill the Boer’…”
Between this guy and the floor-kisser it’s a miracle we’ve only got the one pandemic going on.