Assuming this is genuine- thank you! I’m by absolutely no fucking means a professional writer, but it has long been a side-passion of mine. I wrote this between workout sets while sitting on my bench. I actually forgot I wrote it, but I’m glad someone enjoyed it.
(If Coca-Cola or Levi Strauss would like to hire me, I am willing to write the exact opposite of the above for a small six figure salary. Send dms!)
This post is written so well that it could be a part of an article (if truly anti-capitalist magazines were common).
Assuming this is genuine- thank you! I’m by absolutely no fucking means a professional writer, but it has long been a side-passion of mine. I wrote this between workout sets while sitting on my bench. I actually forgot I wrote it, but I’m glad someone enjoyed it.
(If Coca-Cola or Levi Strauss would like to hire me, I am willing to write the exact opposite of the above for a small six figure salary. Send dms!)
So my hunch is doing well
This may be soul-eating unfortunately