WTF are you waiting for! Shit or get off the pot you intergalactic squatters! This ain’t the Truman Show, give us communism or fuuuuuck off back to Vegas Prime

  • Bureaucrat@hexbear.netBanned from communityEnglish
    14·
    1 year ago

    To the aliens in the ocean, I only have one thing to say to you:

    spoiler

    blubblublub

      • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netBannedEnglish
        3·
        1 year ago

        Did you just listen to the most recent episode of Knowledge Fight?

        Because in it they are riffing on Alex Jones saying that when demons try to hurt you all you have to do is say “Be gone in the name of Jesus Christ” but also that demons might be space aliens and they literally said that exact same thing like that combination of sounds happens to mean a horrible slur in their language and that’s why it works on both demons and aliens.

        • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
          3·
          1 year ago

          lmao I’ve never heard of that podcast, but that’s a funny coincidence

          But what I’m more concerned about is what kind of slurs do they have for us? I need to know so I can start using them in every other sentence

          • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netBannedEnglish
            3·
            1 year ago

            It’s great, Dan and Jordan listen to every single episode of Alex Jones’ show and become increasingly brain broken by it while also seeming to be radicalizing themselves in the good way as a result.

            I believe they have been on Chapo and Trillbillies as guests.

    • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      7·
      1 year ago

      This is literally identical to my thoughts lmao

      Tho if I were to advise whoever is in charge of this whole “Earth operation” I’d suggest they cut the shit and Blitzkrieg our ass, cause our governments couldn’t handle it

          • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
            3·
            1 year ago

            And even worse, any warlike species that does this would also probably attempt to reverse engineer their tech and now you’ve got a warlike, aggressive species with stolen warp drives or whatever, ready to make war on the rest of the galaxy.

            Some kind of self-defense would be a relatively minor addition to their mission and would be an important emergency necessity. Even out of date tech from their perspective could be centuries or millennia ahead of ours.

            I wonder if this is the crux of the potential political debate/crisis among the aliens

            I have no doubts the elites of earth would plunge the planet into nuclear Holocaust or at the very least WW3 in the face of any uplifting mission, the aliens may not necessarily be concerned with their own safety but rather the safety of the masses and ecosystems ruled by Earth elites

            Without a sizable occupation force instilling some form of rudimentary order post-intervention, many humans would be left at the mercy of rump states and imperial remnants, labeled “alien collaborators” and massacred en masse

            This would present a hell of a moral, logistical, and political challenge even for an advanced interstellar state, if they fuck this up Humanity and Earth could end up in an extremely mal-developed state for centuries or more