A condom made in the USSR. Date of manufacture: September 1955. Circled in red - “Length: 49,5 centimeters”
What it says on the top: “Dear monarchists, please present your ugly pie-holes for inspection” (that’s the closest I came up with trying to translate this masterpiece without its oomph getting lost)
Somehow funny. Exactly 49,5cm. Not more or less.
You know what the funniest part is?
That’s the smallest size :D (I’m kidding, but hey - to each according to their need)