What has to be done? honk

What has to be done? honk-enraged

  • DamarcusArt
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    The fuck is this 2010ish “I’m going to make a webcomic because I have funny ideas, but it’s just the same 3-4 cliche video game jokes over and over with a female character who is so absurdly objectified that it makes even the horniest of teenage boys cringe.” art style over here? I swear it’s like this CHUDs have just been in a time capsule for a decade and a half. Maybe that’s why they freak out so much about everything, it’s like a caveman in a glacier being unfrozen and being unable to cope with modernity.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      The fuck is this 2010ish “I’m going to make a webcomic because I have funny ideas, but it’s just the same 3-4 cliche video game jokes over and over with a female character who is so absurdly objectified that it makes even the horniest of teenage boys cringe.” art style over here?

      It’s not far off from “dumpy ignorant asshole father figure has a generically horny-framed wife that just puts up with his dumpy ignorant assholishness” cliches too, and even those haven’t fucking died off yet because Family Guy is still on the air.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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        8 days ago

        I don’t know, but chuds still haven’t fucking stopped using that stolen stoner frog cartoon in numerous deformed varieties.

  • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    If he did what he did to X to the US government the US would collapse. Yes ok he’d fascist-ise it too but also it would fucking collapse. The biggest enemy of communism in the world would collapse and balkanise.

    Elon firing 90% of the US government makes me want to say things the volcel police volcel-judge will come after me for

    • Redcuban1959 [any]@hexbear.net
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      Imagine if Republicans change the law to allow foreigners that have US citizenship to run for President, surely that won’t cause any problems :troll:

      • wild_dog [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Elon would never win an election. He’d have to pull a sleepy Joe and bail out after the first debate bc of how off-putting everyone would find him.

        edit: i forgot Hillary is still alive. He could maybe beat her lol

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    my-hero [hits ketamine] fuckin’ - we need to fuckin’ get rid of welfare and let all those stupid poor people starve. [k-holes] then we need to put their fuckin’ kids to work in the lithium mines in Ukraine and those that can’t mine will fight China. melon-musk

  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Yeah the dude whose companies are reliant on subsidies and federal government contracts is gonna shrink federal spending. Hey maybe that’s why he’s suing advertisers for not advertising on Twitter, he just assumed the state would guarantee him profitability with it too.