For some reasons that is so perfect

Chuds remain too stupid to parody

Feeemales must have -4 Strength attribute or it’s woke, bucko.

I can totally see why and how Trump captivated these rightoid dipshits so much and kept feeding them lies. They really believe everything at face value. A game has a mixed race person in it, ipso facto the publishers are diehard communists and not just marketing a game to an american audience in 2024.

If subtle was a job slacker it would be this

seething violently because I can play a fascist femboy OR a fascist hunk instead of only a fascist hunk

Witcher 2 also made me do a double take cause it has multiple gay characters, literally including a gay sex scene lmfao

Oh hell yeah based Witcherinos sticking it to the stinky SJWS PRAISE GERALDO!

Contains no Woke content

Pretty funny how they speak about Woke with such authority

Ah yes, Final Fantasy VII, famously released in 2013 by Square Enix as a launch title on the Playstation 4.

"is not woke if i like it personal like, see. "

They’re super mad because the chef is a black guy.

Somehow that game is considered more woke than the game with actual gay marriage.

Basically a chunk of the Steam reviews for Dredge, too. How dare the boat mechanic be a woman of color. The scandal!

I thought I didn’t buy Civ 5 or 6 because I was tired of the franchise but it turns out it’s actually because I uphold AES, good to know.

I’ve started growing weary of the franchise and still play 5 if I play at all. It’s very eurocentric, believes in Great Man, and believes in End of History nonsense. It has warped multiple generations’ understanding of history as something deterministic. Like Native Americans didn’t have cars because they never researched animal husbandry so that’s why they got wiped out by the technologically superior Spanish.

There’s no implementation of food cultivation outside of European style farming. There’s no alternate tech trees for not having certain resources. Hint: if there aren’t any sources of iron near you, you’re not discovering steel. If there are no horses, you’re not discovering horseback riding. The list goes on and on.

This doesn’t even get into how it applies government and law. It’s still “Pick good guy form of government to make people happy and authoritarian evil gobermint to build military units faster.”

Yeah in Civ VI they include communism, fascism and “democracy” in the game overtly as government types (Civ V had vague social policy trees of order, autocracy and freedom). Liberalism is a policy card that every government can use that gives happiness. Capitalism is a separate policy that everyone gets that includes some economic policy cards. Pretty damn lib shit, where to start with the problems here? It’s so incoherent and capitalist-realist brained. Capitalism and Liberalism are inevitable and permanent. If you are communism you aren’t a democracy apparently, and democracy is actually when you let corporations do whatever they want in a bourgeois dictatorship.

They also made the prominent feature of communism internal trade routes, which really is just indicative of siege communism conditions of the USSR and the war mode of those revolutions. In Civ it wouldn’t necessarily be that way if most of the world was communist and at peace for instance, the prominent boosts for communism should be happiness boosts, production boost and science boost is there and good & getting rid of gold as a resource and converting it into bonuses for other things like production and growth.

I don’t expect a mainstream game to use overt marxist analysis, but this is very sloppy design. Why not call the 3 government types instead “Liberal Democracy”, “Communist Republic” & “Fascist Autocracy”. Something like that at least to keep it consistent. Then have you unlock Liberal Democracy first, and then have some decisions and events and conditions that allow you to go one way or the other (by suppressing the revolution or by letting it wash over your nation). Fascist countries should demand constant war and burn out really quick, and have to regress back into a social-democratic “Liberal Democracy”. Communist Republics could likewise regress through a color revolution event back into Liberal Democracies.

This really reads like some conservative Christian parents’ guide to kids’ media

Isn’t that what it is?

“LessWrong” style techbros crave cyber-godhood but are scared of it being used for anything but eternal 1950s white suburbia.

They have a conspiracy myth going on that basically equates transhumanism with being transgender.

Which sounds absolutely based, but as usual, that’s lost on them.

10 posts in and we already have a nazi

Nah no way

more follow

Oh shit

this list was put together by literal nazis.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh, like full on slurs and swastikas eh?

Now I’m angry

They are of course, >!troonism!< & DEI is 5th generation asymmetric warfare against our supply lines. However, wars are won by logistics. Fighting any little skirmish along front lines in tertiary theaters is a strategical blunder that is bound to distract & avert and ultimately tire out before hot engagement has even begun. And precisely that is factored into the plans of the adversary already. It is critical to understand that we are at a huge strategical disadvantage at the current state of the war. We have neither the troops nor the supplies to enact an assault along the entire front line.

Instead, in order to achieve operational dominance we must establish a schwerpunkt along critical infrastructure of the enemy from which we can effectively pivot into offensive operations. The fulcrum is not the internet and certainly not computer games, as much as I understand that many like to believe they are, but [TOP SECRET]. A thrust along this axis penetrating enemy lines would immediately disrupt the adversary’s command and control over our supply lines and cause a cascading effect of disarray.

By maintaining operational momentum we would be able to facilitate rapid exploitation of the breach achieving breakthrough, ultimately enveloping enemy forces and securing our most important strategic objectives for the moment.

I mean… what do you even say after reading something like this. It’s fucking embarrassing.

Phew, so glad this list informed me, I nearly bought this!

Half Life 2 is recommended? The game LITERALLY has TWO women in it. A BLACK who’s HANDICAPPED. BLACK civilians. The BAD GUY is WHITE. Re-do this list.

I was looking at this list the other day, it’s really funny. They have straight up porn games on here and the description is like 🚨 contains gay sex! 🚨

lmao, apparently Trails is woke now.

overtly anti colonialist

Conservatives have always been against climate change. It goes:

“There is no global warming.”

“Okay global warming is real but it’s not that bad.”

“It is that bad but it’s not man-made so there’s nothing we can do.” (Mainstream conservatives are starting to take this position)

“It is man-made and it’s caused by non-Americans and non-whites, so we should eradicate those people.”

The neo-nazi, terminally online gamergaters are still on the “it’s not real” part.

They wanted to not care about things above all else, so their default position as is to be really mad at people caring about things, no matter how important those things were.

Gender stuff, anti-racism stuff, gay stuff. And some of the RR Martin stuff where it’s well-meaning, but ugly and messy.