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    Lmao they literally couldn’t get it started for 40 minutes because he fired everybody who know how to stress test systems.

    Like if you went to any kind of presentation and the presenter spent the first 40 minutes going “wait, hang on… just a second… let me just…” while trying to get the power point to appear on the screen what would you call it?

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      Like if you went to any kind of presentation and the presenter spent the first 40 minutes going “wait, hang on… just a second… let me just…” while trying to get the power point to appear on the screen what would you call it?

      According to the loyal Xwitter serfs, they call it the Democrats trying to sabotage the one-man effort to bring the light of consciousness to the stars. I’m only slightly paraphrasing there. yea

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        Do we have to give them credit for restraining themselves to say democrats and not what they actually meant.

        Also yea that’s deffinitly it, dems wanted to make sure this never got out. It’s not like anybody with two brain cells to rub together could have realized this was the perfect opportunity to give both of them enough rope to hang themselves.

        Just feeling vindicated that my prediction of “Elon said that Trump could edit the interview before release to stop the free fall in exchange for rejoining Twitter” turned put to be pretty much dead on.

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    Who are their masters? I’d just like to meet them.

    Grab a mirror and you’ll see someone that has the same exact class interest just packaged differentlybillionaire-tears

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    If Musk goes after google I hope they slap the site with the punishment deranking algorithm that takes 6-12 months to get off of.

    It would kill site traffic.

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      Considering Googles SOP seems to be disregarding whatever the pesky user put into the search bar and spitting out the 20 most loosely related ads I’m shocked this isn’t already happening.

      I’m assuming musk got an email from google along the lines of “say whatever makes you feel cool for your hooting hogs, but here’s the amount that you owe us on the first of every month if you want your website to get any traffic from people without a marble bust of pepe for a profile picture”

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      St. ELO~N likes to sometimes recite that smug bullshit quote from wherever about “I must be right because everyone hates me” too.

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    Even if you like the concept of spaces wouldn’t you call all the crashes and issues a disaster? It objectively didn’t go well lol

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      But it was the wokes that did it, or maybe the Democrats, who are wokes, according to some loyal you-are-a-serf that got the usual "yeah/exactly/!!/😂 " response from my-hero