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It’s actually the only candle that smells you
burned toast
you know how nursing homes smell? exactly like that.
Mothballs
Mothballs, old balls, and old mothballs.
It’s actually just an empty tin.
But! If you say that it is incapable of producing a flame or aroma, you get yelled at for two weeks. Then they agree with you. Then they give you another empty tin and expect you to be happy about it
Bengay
Cornpops, either that or a moldy corpse.
Hair
Corn pops
Ashes
Soiled diaper and mottled flesh with a touch of mental decline.
Rotting brains
This candle actually absorbs smells bc its smelling you.
Formaldehyde with notes of leaded gasoline for some reason
nothing, since we’re in the middle of a covid wave
