I wish we could elect people that are willing to slap corporations back to reality

It’s obvious to vote Democrat

me knowing we’re being left with holding the bag- and it stinks

My boomer dad has passively nudged me into being his retirement plan. Constantly bemoans the past being better, and blames “kids these days” on things like climate change and inflation (at least he believes in climate change)- ya know, despite the fact that boomers are still in control, I tell him they’re in positions of power and he gets upset that I’ve “insulted his generation who are legitimate people and they’ll never be another generation as good”.

idk I’m tired and dunno wtf to do either

It’s okay, I farted in my bosses corner office twice

Once under my own volition and once more on your behalf

bump volcel police

Bump whataboutism

I guess I’m going pee in my pants

Mfer in the trenchcoat is like a dollar store Max Payne hahahahaha

Holy Fuck is this real?

: damn wokes made my wallet sooper dooper smol

tldr: Climate induced economic disaster- not gonna stop 10 o clock news understanders (cracker ass amerikkkans) from still blaming “woke” or whatever the media tells them to get mad at.

: because freedom aint free

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No Boeing for the foreseeable future unless they start building buses

Sackler Family/Purdue pharmaceuticals corporation.

Literally ruling class ghouls in the healthcare industry caused this. But that doesn’t stop reactionaries from blaming “woke” or whatever the 10’o clock news spoon feeds them.

Careful pal, you might get a knock on the door from the bean counters

I didn’t shit your pants

But I definitely peed in them

punisher skull

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I have an idea Mr. Nauditt, first you gotta put on the blindfold.