• Soviet Pigeon
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    2 months ago

    Exactly. You were watched to see what you were reading in the toilet while you had diarrhea and shat your guts out. There was a KGB agent at every toilet window watching these scenes and taking notes.

    • Valbrandur
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      2 months ago

      A KGB agent is hiding behind an opaque window, watching a man grunting violently while sitting on his house’s toilet. He nods and pulls out a notebook and a pen. “Stool consistency: 3”, he writes. Andrei could already smell that promotion (and something else).

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      2 months ago

      Love story between the person on the toilet and their designated KGB agent ❤️