Stupid ass fake ass religion co-opting pagan holidays
Your shit ain’t even on the same day every year
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If anything, everyone should be going to the dispensary on Easter because like bread, Jesus rose or whatever, and rising is basically just a synonym for getting high
Yeah, I don’t know anything about gentile holidays
i’ve had a stoned christian say almost exactly this to me so i think you nailed it
I’m waiting for my bread to get high does have a ring to it
Lmfao! I’d say every day should be like that but I already smoke every day so 💀
On the plus side, at least the dispensary is letting its employees have holidays off.
Check a gas station for delta 8 pens maybe? It’s close enough to the real thing.
I’ll be alright I’m not that down bad I just had no one to complain to 💀
The plug is open everyday tho
The plug is an hour away and I ain’t got no car, fuck Amerika and dumbass car culture
Bit idea: transubstantiation, but instead of bread and wine being his flesh and blood, it’s bud and beer. Every sunday at mass, congregants hit a bong of the bud of christ that uses holy water as bong water. On Easter, to celebrate the resurrection, the priest hotboxes the church.
At least church would be fun at that point lol
Damn, I’ll rip a dab for you tonight. Luckily my store was open today.
Do it for me too
You bet!
I had to finish the last of my flower tonight, I should be able to re-up tomorrow but like man that’s a whole ass night without it 😭
Oh, Jesus can rise but you’re not allowed to get high?!?
You fuckin feel me!? 🗣️
smh trying to smoke the devil’s lettuce (sticky, icky, who knows what’s in it) on easter instead of jesus’s grass (pure, 100% plastic)
The Easter Bunny was crucified on a different day every year, duh 😏
smoke the grass in your easter basket!
it’s always on a Sunday though, you had months to buy weed
The timing wasn’t right tho I just ran out like today and I didn’t have the bread to buy it till today 😭
