All my white man cishet suburb friends love them though. They can’t be that bad.

John Lennon trying to get Sean to eat veggies as an infant: “Give peas a chance.”

The earnings can’t end if they never begin

Are dogs bourgeois?

Women will also kill you if the woman is Kristi Noem and you are a puppy.

I come here because it’s less white than my normal surroundings

This, but instead of my parents it’s my childhood friends I’ve known most of my life.

.world preemptively defederated from hexbear…

It was also, simultaneously, a last resort.

They’re both severe alcoholics.

Comically tiny nuke.

“Nuke Palestine!”

They’re really desperate to be American, aren’t they?

Mr. Bussy

The only gaslighting Dirt Owl does is when they eat too many beans while carrying a flashlight.

Free dong.

It’s a Disco Elysium reference. Half light is the unhinged scary violent voice.

Yeah, I read this as not doing drugs at the encampment to avoid self incrimination.