Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
This is some next-level chaos.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
And bits of dried pizza cheese.
When my partner is out of town, I put porn on the big screen
When my partner is out of town that’s the one time I splurge for an actual porn subscription
When my partner is in town we watch porn together
Do what I do, plan for porn, fastfood and beer. In reality you buy a six pack of your old brand, then drink half a beer with a large cheeseburger. Get queasy from the burger and fall a sleep before you manage to play with yourself. Wake up to find that the dog ate your fries and got diarrhea, which you slept through on account of the beer. Now clean up dog diarrhea with hangovers while swearing that you’ll never drink half a beer.
LPT: disable the roomba before sitting down, and make sure that the dog has been walked…
All night video game session. Grab your preffered snacks and drinks.
YEEEEEE LEZZ GOOOOOO
Don’t change your underwear for two days.
Already on it.
I’m proud of you.
“Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.”
<insert>We are not the same meme
I lasted like 40 mins before hitting the vape pen
Good
Relevant username
Try a tab of lsd and go for a nice walk in the woods
Just to add to this. Take a nice shower, eat something light, wear comfy cloths, and take your trip. Stay safe, enjoy, and have bottle of water with you :)
Sext her.
Sext her sister
Sext her sister’s BIL
Ooh, study for 14 hours straight and forget to eat! That’s usually what I do. Wild times.
If you don’t like alcohol or weed, cocaine is a helluva drug.
Heh yeah. I’ll just call up my xoke dealer.
Edit:
bout to get wild
Aww yeah, gonna get the iron warmed up for an all nighter
Pee in all the sinks.
What about the sink I poop in?
The shower.
Waffle stomp!
Cleaning that up is gonna be work.
I watch horribly artsy movies or put speed runs on the big TV, blast music aloud, I order a pizza, and I consume the substances you don’t find appealing, and I wear the same clothes the entire time without changing
Have you seen Crimes Of The Future?
I have not, but something from Cronenberg sounds right up my alley!
You guys are amazing
Rearrange the lounge, or if you want to play it safe, maybe just the shed
grind leetcode