ITS A FUCKING KIDS MOVIE
this is like a meme made by somebody to make fun of video essays
Brevity is the soul of wit
that’s about as long as the runtime of all 4 toy stories combined
I will only watch a YouTube video longer than 3 hours about something for kids that I barely remember if it’s made by Quinton Reviews, dammit
That’s when I stopped watching Quinton tbh. I’m sure the videos are still decent, but holy shit who actually wants to hear about the Schneiderverse for a collective 20+ hours?
Some of us don’t have lives, dear.
Counterpoint: Even when I didn’t have a life, I would rather waste my time on something that isn’t Dan Schneider
Every year, youtube video essayists figure out how to pack 10% more information in 50% more space.
“Of course, it was all here the whole time!” I say as I’m Sitting watching Toy Story 4 w/ rapt attention and a peg board behind me covered in red string connecting Anita Sarkeesian to the Toy Story franchise
I’ll be honest. I’ve come to appreciate these overly long video essays more. They’re a lot more convenient to play as background noise during slow work days.
Kids today will never know a world free of Toy Story 4, truly innocence lost
This is either way too long if it’s arguing that Toy Story 4 went too woke or some shit, or way too short if it’s documenting how Toy Story 4 destroyed absolutely everything in the universe.
Counterpoint: Toy Story 4 was cute and I enjoyed it
Now they gotta make an 8 hour response video :/
The biggest problem with the toy story movies is that Woody has to relearn the same lesson every fuckin movie.
I’ve seen that thing constantly popping up in my recommendations. I don’t have 6 hours to watch someone talk about the worst Toy Story movie. I don’t think this is some “anti-woke” thing, rather a big angry video complaining about how they RUINED THE LORE!
Whenever someone talks about how everything is dominated by short-form content, I bring up trends like this