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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

Help! Zionism cock-blocked me!

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Help! Zionism cock-blocked me!

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    This is like the opposite of Obama pretending to read Marx to impress a beatnik or whatever the fuck he said

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Ethereal bisexual goth

      • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        • GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's]@hexbear.net
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          obama-socialism so i pretended to care, but that didnt get me any pussy though

        • RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netBannedBanned from community
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          The smooth skinned sociology major:

          • idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]@hexbear.netBannedBanned from community
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            Obama confirmed as ghoul from Fallout

        • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          Now, if he had scored by being the slimy dipshit he kept on being and gave him the presidency, would he boast about it? or rather lie saying “oh yes being a fraud didn’t got me far [wink wink]”

          I mean, everyone who has any idea who those cited writers were knows he’s a spineless fraud today. But is it really easier to get the presidency than getting laid?

  • iByteABit [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Why are my fellow fascists so dumb and uncultured?? ooooooooooooooh

  • SkibidiToiletFanAcct [none/use name]@hexbear.netBanned
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    How does one become so well known as a zionist with no game, that when a journalist decides to write an article, they think to interview you?

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    when i used tinder in october or november i matched with a couple open zionists just to insult them lmao. i called one girl a fascist genocide lover right after she complimented me and blocked before she could report 🫶🇵🇸

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      07 TYFYS

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netBannedBanned from community
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      Don’t do it so soon. You gotta manipulate them into thinking you’re interested then break their heart.

      Basically the DENNIS system, except you engage virtually

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    Good. Die dry and shamed by history.

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.netBanned from community
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    “Why are all my fellow Zionists boring dipshits?”

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    Even when I set it to “Jewish only”.

    Bruh wut? I’ve been out of the dating game for a while but do dating apps these days really let you filter by race/religion?

    • cryptymythy [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      I thought that’s what jdate was

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      Pretty sure the ones that let you filter have let you filter by anything you want with a premium account.

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      Also do people list their race/religion on their dating profile? I have no experience in this but I feel like those would at least be a second date topic.

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        Yes, granted depending on where you are in America everyone has “Christian” on their profile, on top of that there are a couple of races/religion specific dating sites (black people meet, Christian mingle)

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Why is this racist loser’s sex life a matter of public record?

    • jack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      So we can mock them

  • DanComrd [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Oh my lord this is brilliant and the irony is chefs-kiss

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    Thanks, I hate it.

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    New Israeli tech startup: OK Fascist

  • DinosaurThussy [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Won’t someone think of the Zionist cum

    • PeeOnYou [he/him]
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      the IOF certainly does

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    Zionist are unfuckable

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netBannedBanned from community
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      That’s why the Israeli government has to send men to their deaths in order for them to bust a nut

      • D61 [any]@hexbear.net
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        “Death Note”

        “Death Nut” :kelly:

  • zed_proclaimer [he/him]@hexbear.netBanned
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    Remember all the similar articles about Trump nerds whinging about nobody wanting to fuck them anymore?

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    deleted by creator

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      start?

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        • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          Hey, I’m sure people who touch grass regularly also recall the effort of zionists to equate anti-zionism to anti-semitism going back like, since the beginning

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    • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.net
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      The article says the person got antizionists even when they set their profile to jews only. If the writer was trying to conflate zionism with jewishness, they wouldn’t have included that.

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