Oh shit, someone call Ramirez

Sure, we can put it in Germany

Maybe he wore a paper bag?

America breaking agreements with natives is a time honored tradition

Ah well, nevertheless

Overland, no, underground, yes. Hamas knew the children yearn for the mines so they dug a tunnel connecting Gaza to Tehran.

Apparently not

Iran is the last country in the middle east hostile to the USA*, ever since Iran overthrew the pro-West Shah the USA has been trying to find ways to make them submit. If Iran develops a nuclear program, future regime change becomes exponentially more difficult and dangerous.

Also as the only Shia country**, they are allegedly arming and supporting Shia militants across the middle east, most notable is Hezbollah which Israel fights on and off.

Israel’s primary concern is that a nuclear Iran would provide dirty bombs to Hezbollah or other militants and bypass the iron dome.

*Not that any country in the ME like the USA **Iraq and Azerbaijan are officially Secular Islamic

History is fucking rhyming rn, Ike literally had this exact same thought. Please let us go back to the pentomic structure.

Yes, how do you think we get our xi-bux

I’m the HBIC for my shift at the factory, and holy cow it sucks. Constantly catching shit for issues that have been documented for decades and yesterday an employee who has been here longer than I have dumped mop water with toxic chemicals into the grass.

Today was going better until a bird pissed on me…

2nd tip; bring extra purples, theyre the tastiest

Idk how to feel, on one hand absolute lmao, on the other I kinda agree with Connor, thought Liam was on the boat (shows what I know)

Gulls these days are so lazy, all they know is sit on truck, eat hot chip, and glide on thermals

Stalin’s shadow clone shows up and ice picks the target in the back of the head

I’m not single, he just goes to a different school

Same, the comrade sized bed just feels empty without him

Wrong.

Coke