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Samskara@sh.itjust.works to Fediverse memes@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 months ago

Day in the Life of a True Fediverse User

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Day in the Life of a True Fediverse User

Samskara@sh.itjust.works to Fediverse memes@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 months ago
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    You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which linux is the good linux first

    • Samskara@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Certified true user.

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which socialism is the good socialism first

      • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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        Lmaooooo

    • WamGams@lemmy.ca
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      It isn’t an argument: the answer is Mint.

      • Ftumch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Linux Mint is what you recommend to noobs and normies. All the cool kids are using NixOS now.

        • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works
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          Ha get with the times old man it’s cachyos now. Even that’s getting old though I assume some new shit will come into the spotlight soon

          • алсааас [she/her]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            The real cool kids use the new gen of image based distros like Bluefin now 😎

            • Ftumch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              That’s just a less powerful version of NixOS’ atomic updates.

              • pentastarm@piefed.ca
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                I use arch btw

                • Ftumch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  I use Linux Mint XFCE Edition.

        • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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          i use linux mint sothat i can give better help to noobs and normies who use linux mint. (and i have been using debian for 10 years before that)

  • calliope@retrolemmy.com
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    TI Graphing calculator, not a graphic calculator.

    I’ll see myself out thank you

    • Samskara@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Certified true user.

      • calliope@retrolemmy.com
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        I actually even double checked that it hadn’t changed since the last time I used one! Ha

        They were really fun to play with during class though.

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    Where is admonish everyone else for not being exactly the right amount and kind of leftist?

    • Samskara@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Mods will delete your comment and ban you immediately if you don’t follow the party line.

      Actual discourse between different ideas, convictions, and worldviews is suprisojgly rare between Lemmyings.

      • Cris@lemmy.world
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        Hey you- you reading this, try talking to someone on the fediverse who’s perspective you dont understand. Share what you think and try to understand what they do :)

        We’re all just here escaping the corporate dystopia. Reject the engagement-centric rage bait socialization we’ve all been handed and be curious about whatever weird belief system or ideology that internet rando has. We can build a different culture here, its not too late

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          img

          • Cris@lemmy.world
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            Lmao

        • angband@lemmy.world
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          wouldn’t that be nice

        • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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          Ya, except one time I mentioned something about having a hard time getting nurses at the long term care center I work at to work on Easter Sunday (instead of 2/3 of them calling out fake sick), because people will literally die if there’s no staff there. I was dog piled by people saying 1. I am a corpo shill/capitalist slave-driver for expecting people to show up for their shift, and 2. Something, something, this is the fault of capitalism, communism is the fix.

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          Best I can do is block ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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            You dropped this: \

            • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org
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              You can keep it. I don’t need it! ᕦ⁠(⁠ò⁠_⁠ó⁠ˇ⁠)⁠ᕤ

    • StalinIsMaiWaifu
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      It’s there but you blocked it

  • алсааас [she/her]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fake and gay

    detected

    Linux

    instead of

    GNU/Linux

    • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’d like to interject for a moment…

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      Obviously they’re installing Alpine Linux, not some bloated Ubuntu crap. Actually, since Ubuntu has switched to uutils, is it uutils/Linux now?

      • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Gnubuntu vs Uubuntu

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      Look Richard, if you put as much effort into finishing Hurd as you do trying to convince everyone to put GNU at the start of everything Hurd would get a release.

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    Meow for 90 minutes straight? This person knows nothing of the fediverse

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      Yeah, it’s dye hair first (other acceptable colors are purple, pink, and so on), then meow for 90 minutes!

      img

      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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        found this picture today that perfectly sums it up:

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          img

  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    “for ninety minutes straight”

    False. We don’t do anything straight for any amount of time

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    Fake. No beans, moths, corn…

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      Or jeans, pondering orbs, or Taylor Swift’s jet… and not even one Star Trek/Wars/LOTR reference!?

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      Ya, I always watch some corn before I go to sleep.

      • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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        as one does.

        • OpenStars@piefed.social
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          Meh, it was the style at the time.

  • flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)@feddit.ukM
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    4½ hours? Whoa look at sleeping beauty over here bragging about how much sleep they get.

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    Knowing it’s way past time to go to bed when you start to see memes in German on your feed

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      That’s one way to tell time on the internet. The other way was while gaming and looking at the rise and drop of online players.

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    Blocking OP for lack of alt text.

  • mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca
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    I’m the “It’s Day ___ and they still haven’t noticed me” meme😆

    • Samskara@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Certified true user.

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    It’s missing “debate who the true bringers of liberation will be: the Judean People’s Front or the People’s Front of Judea”

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      Splitter!

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      Certified true user.

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    Next morning: Self-diagnose clear signs of sleep deprivation as being ADHD or ASD.

    Next afternoon: Google a lot of stuff about neurodivergence but tell everyone you used Duck Duck Go.

    Next evening: Look around Lemmy for comments to reply to with all the stuff just learned from Google, even if they’re half a year old.

    Next late evening: Remember to eat.

    Next night: Stay up until 5am complaining about the man, anxiety, and ongoing struggles of a fried brain. Get 3 hours sleep.

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    Meow for ninety minutes straight

    wdym “straight”

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    3 am

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      Oh wow, you wake up early

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      i have found the phone’s battery is a surprisingly good estimate of how i feel myself

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