I mean maybe for you…

That Eldritch biology experiment shares many great memes & such though.

In fairness, the power of friendship, being the real treasure found along the way, beats everything!:-)

Caveat: the graphics were fairly low-res even for its time, and that bugs some people.

Everything else though… it is made by the people who did the early Final Fantasy series, who were given the free reign to do as they pleased so this is how they wanted games to be. e.g. battles aren’t random but you can see them on the screen before you fight them, which increases the level of immersion. Most are also skippable if you wanted, though if you fight each battle once then you need do no grinding at all unlike most early JRPGs.

It is super short, but has a New Game+ feature with >15 different endings. So very replayabile. It offers very little difficulty, but that’s not what it’s for, being a story game. Especially the first time, set battle mode to “Wait” so you have all the time you want to think through things.

And I wasn’t exaggerating saying that it’s a strong contender for best game of all time - again caveat those gfx but otherwise… The reviews it got were phenomenal and as you see it has a cult-like following!:-)

Ah, sohcahtoa. Not to be confused with

Best damn game of all time!!!

What if all I have is a stationary phone? Oh, forgot to say, it’s in a box… and there’s no actual phone.

Absolutely. Plus the keyboard shortcuts are just outstanding - e.g. shift-M takes you to the middle of the screen - and you can even programmatically do things like make changes to every other line within the range 100-1000 but nowhere else, and even then restrict the changes to only those matching a pattern.

And it is installed on most every machine in the world - even Windows is putting bash onto things these days (I forget if that is still optional, admittedly I haven’t touched Windows in nearly a decade:-P) - and has been since virtually the dawn of computing, certainly long before the modern age. :-D I’ve used ssh on a fucking blackberry and edited files with vim before smartphones existed!

It is, however, notably hard to learn to use, I grant that:-).

Okay but… obligatory “gVim offers the best of both worlds by offering use of a mouse if you want it”. There are also native ports for Mac OSX and Windows, etc.

Vim, in contrast, is a command-line program, suited for e.g. working with a text file on a remote server that may not even be running an X-windows interface, or maybe the user simply did not bother to connect to it:-).

Okay, we may now proceed with the humorous jesting:-).