• Dragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nz
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    1 hour ago

    Fun fact: dragons have a cloaca with a penis inside. The penis extends out from the cloaca when erect, but when flaccid you can stimulate the prostate with a hand, dick, or dildo. Always wash thoroughly before having sex and only fuck sapient dragons who can verbally consent.

    Until next time!

  • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml
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    2 hours ago

    First would be Yogthos, but i wouldn’t use the word “briefly” here

    Third is definitely me. But i don’t think there could be any level of fondness for cats that could even be described as “excessive”

  • .Donuts@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Oops, I blocked all the blue people. I found it massively distracting on my Lemmy client.

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      4 hours ago

      From my experience SatansMaggotyCumFart is an anti-vegan. They really need to chew on some sour patch kids.

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        Now I want some sour patch kids… Wait, I have sour patch kids because someone stole the bowl off the front porch. Thanks Sunshine and random kleptomaniac kid!

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    10 hours ago

    I’m personally a fan of Blue People.

    Kolanoki? Kokalni? Blue name guy.

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        Yeah, but from the morbid (& historical) perspective it is kinda impressive tho, isn’t it?
        It’s done differently and at a much much higher cost (& more constant maintenance) than in your average direct regime controlled counties.

        Eg 70 years of cop shows & how they solve all crimes (and not just 0.2% of the 1% they even bother with), or how movies go though DoD for 'Murika superiority forever check rewrite, how Americans don’t know the direct (much less indirect) dearth-toll they are producing year through year, how 3/4 of the world population hate you but you think they warship you, etc?
        I especially like how a lot of openly available data is treated as ‘conspiracy theories’.

        If you didn’t have any knowledge of it, there is no way you would believe such a thing is possible.

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        9 hours ago

        Americans need more Mexican propaganda maybe they’d vote an educated socialist if they got their shit together

  • ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸᴳᵃʳʸ@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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    9 hours ago

    Sorry i didn’t include all 101 of you 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 cool cats. It’s n0tcool of me to treat you as optional. It would be pretty nifty and make me feel s̶̶j̶̶m̶̶a̶̶r̶̶f̶ smart and like a cool dude if I could get all the usernames to fi. But alas, it would be easier to divide by zero (⬤n⬤), and I can’t go back on my BS

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    10 hours ago

    I don’t think I’ll ever be one of those. Tho, TexasDrunk always seems to chime in when he sees me. But it has been a while.

    Hi TexasDrunk, hope it was a good Halloween at the bar.