cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3623804
Nikki Haley Claims You Become ‘17% More Anti-Semitic’ Every Time You Watch 30 Minutes of TikTok Per Day
Watching coverage of American politics melts your brain 100% of the time.
Base value or final multiplier? I need to know for minmaxing purposes
9001% is soft cap. Not worth stacking past that cause of diminishing returns.
Also need to know if it’s multiplicative or additive
And this metric units of antisemitism, or imperial units?
Assume a basal antisemitism level of 1.0. For Haley’s statement to hold, we further assume that antisemitism must be continuously compounded such that the TikToker’s antisemitism level is always 1.17 times its level from 1/2 hr of TikTok time ago. It follows, then, that the viewer’s antisemitism level y after x hours of watching TikTok will be given by
y = yi e2xln(1.17)
where yi is the initial antisemitism level. So, assuming 1.0 as our baseline, antisemitism grows over time according to the following graph:
Note the table at left which gives the resulting antisemitism level vs. baseline for 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mo, and 1 yr of TikTok viewing time respectively. Whence we can see that after just 1 month of viewtime the TikToker’s degree of antisemitism will have multiplied by about a third of a googol, and by 1 yr will be practically infinite.
I got so antisemitic i had an overflow error and now i’m one of those people who won’t stop baking challa.
ain’t no challa bake girl
Hate for the Israeli Government is not antisemitic, just like hate for Nikki Haley is not sexist.
Just clicked that Isreal is essentially pulling an extended Hillary
But what if my resting antisemitic rate is 0%?
Actually it is additive.
Use Tik Tok 30 min a day for a week and you will be 119% antisemitic.
At that point you start getting yellow crits and hating Akkadians.
By Thursday every essay turned in to a high school English teacher is just going to be pages of nested parentheses.
Average Lisp programmer
It doesn’t proc until right at the 30:00 mark, so you can just quit out at 29 minutes and be fine
Every time you… per day.
lmao. Nikki Haley perceives reality in Fourier Space.
“We really do need to ban TikTok once and for all and let me tell you why. For every 30 minutes that someone watches TikTok, every day, they become 17% more antisemitic, more pro-Hamas based on doing that.”
The Haley campaign told CNN she was referring to a story from the New York Sun, which cites the analysis of a survey posted on X. The survey showed “spending at least 30 minutes a day on TikTok increases the chances a respondent holds antisemitic or anti-Israel views by 17%.”
The survey asked respondents a series of questions about[…] whether they agreed or disagreed with statements such as “Israel has a right to defend itself” and “Hamas is committing genocide.” He cited one statement in the survey – “Israel and its supporters are a bad influence on our democracy”– as an example
In a previous debate, she clashed with her rival Vivek Ramaswamy, after he pointed out that Haley’s daughter used TikTok. “Leave my daughter out of your voice,” she said. “You’re just scum.”
I can’t overstate how much I hate when people “quote” a study but make a claim the study didn’t make. Those statements are completely different.
“We really do need to ban TikTok once and for all and let me tell you why. For every 30 minutes that someone watches TikTok, every day, they become 17% more antisemitic
I’m pretty sure that by this metric you could justify banning basically every right-wing media outlet in the country.
Quick maffs
well most yanks are hitler junior but im not sure thats because of tik tok or whatver
quick cheat sheet :
time % more antisemitic 0:30 17% 1:00 37% 1:30 60% 2:00 87% 2:30 119% 3:00 157% 4:00 251% 5:00 381% 6:00 558% 7:00 801% 8:00 1133% 10:00 2211% 12:00 4230% 14:00 8013% 16:00 15104% 18:00 28390% 20:00 53287% 22:00 99941% 24:00 187366% Honestly I’d say most people are at least .05% as antisemitic as a neonazi , thus spending an entire day on tiktok , you become a neonazi
