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It’s actually a piece of asphalt from a collapsed bridge.
Sandstone that has an aesthetic of solidarity but will ultimately collapse from the smallest pushback or the passage of time.
Or
Oooh, or the collected minerals from Flint’s water compressed into a solid mass.
And upon discovering it, the apes learn how to spread super-imperialism
Very characteristically that except point 4 those are all muddiest slogans ever. 4 also sounds like a muddy slogan, but we all know this one is serious because England.
the rosetta stone but all sides translate to “it’s her turn.” over and over
Hillary Cube
It’s the vault where property rights are stored, but only if they’re interfaced with the British lineage of property
limestone, no?
petrified funko pops.
Kidney stone
Rubber
“It molds into to the correct shape!”
“It molds into to any shape!”
It’s actually just an old, dry and brittle dog turd.
Biggest coprolite ever
The weeping, bloody head of Robespierre, eternally crushed by the weight of his successor’s cowardice.