Personally, I think it’s like people with a foot fetish. Ok gross and weird but isnt harming anyone.
I guess I’d rather the toilet enjoy itself. As long as it doesn’t start making little happy noises while I’m trying to poop 😰
I find the thought of encouragement more disturbing.
“Come on, buddy you can do it… yeah, I see that’s a big one…”
ghasp
“a REALLY big one. I can see it. Push, don’t forget to breathe… yeah, there ya go, pinch it off. Nice! You’ve changed your diet, haven’t you? Good job!”Oh hey, suggestions of diet changes for health might be nice, suggestions because they like corn, not nice.
I can’t believe I wrote that
I can tell you’ve upped your fiber intake
They did a whole scene about this in the League of Gentlemen movie!!!
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As my late doctor said, a good poop can be had while running. If yer have to stop for longer than ten seconds, you ain’t eating right, boy.
It’ll moan loudly
I will probably opt to go poop in a bucket out in the yard then
It’s even hornier. Sorry.
A horny bucket? Now that’s just silly…
If my toilet were sentient, I would get a non- sentient normal toilet. Idiot OP.
Would you keep the sentient one as a friend?
Sure. It’s not like I have many friends.
This would probably be the only option but it would still be difficult because for a start there’d have to be a period of time between discovering it was sentient and getting that new toilet and you’d still have to shit and then there’s the issue of whether the toilet can survive if removed and if it wants to or is OK with being move/removed. If not, you’d have to basically get an entire new bathroom to place a new toilet in which could be financially difficult.
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Wouldn’t you rather bring great joy and pleasure every time you go?
I consistently shit at work, I don’t want to disappoint the guy I live with.
If they were sentient I’d put them in the living room, so they could watch TV with us.
Is it just my toilet in my house or all toilets in the world? Could I move and avoid having this problem?
Is killing my toilet an option?
If I have no other choice I guess crave…
If you could kill the toilet, would you really wanna defecate in the dead body of a sentient being?? Thats cold
If I am being honest I don’t really want to defecate in an body of a sentient being living or dead. Although I don’t know what would be worse.
True, the living one would be much warmer more likely than not
People pay for toilet warmers yknow
All toilets crave yours and nobody else’s.
Toilets do a really important job and it is one that I would not enjoy doing myself.
If it’s got a poop fetish then fuck it, I’ll host parties and take suggestions on what too feed guests!
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I’d like it to the the personality of Wilma Flintstone’s vacuum. “It’s a living”
I mean I don’t wanna force my toilet to consume my poop, i’m not a capitalist!
Crapitalist*
Crave it. The other way would be cruel.
IRL I’d go somewhere else, of course, but that’s not the spirit of the question.
While your toilet isn’t alive to crave your waste, the microbes and such at the waste water facility that your crap goes to do in fact crave and need your waste to survive and propogate. It ain’t ice cream, but your crap always ends up as food for something.
Hate me for it. I don’t need to hear moaning everytime I need to take a shit.
I guess the horrified screams would be motivation to hurry up
I wish it was indifferent and defeated, like the appliances in the Flintstones.
You definitely want it to enjoy the experience, otherwise it seems too risky to sit
I’d rather be disgusted than scared
Feed me poop daddy uwu
When you poo in the woods the poo is instantly covered with bugs and bacteria that love poo and start to break it down.
I guess it would be just the same, you know someone is eating it but it doesn’t really enter your thoughts