Yeah me and my husbands messages are mostly memes and cat pictures.

Would you keep the sentient one as a friend?

Not helpful for the current predicament, but good general advice for the future.

Damn, android os versions sound so tasty.

To be fair most people’s faces are not the shape of the first letter of their name either.

In my country companies are forced to give a certain amount of hours of free training a year to employees or they pay heavy fines.

They usually fill it up with compliance training bullshit though.

Oh I agree, I like the way they do it here.

Sorry but if that was the real conversation seems like they were trying really hard to understand and you were trying really hard to confuse them.

I guess it depends on where you live. In my town its just assumed the cars are going to stop anyways and so pedestrians are dangerously dismissive of the existence of cars on crossways, sometimes people don’t even look before crossing.

Drivers have learned this and are always super careful near crossways and new arrived pedestrians get used to it quickly and keep the pattern going.

I’m in Europe and haven’t seen it yet either, so I guess it’s just random and we’ve been lucky.

Oh you’d love our “warning: road in poor condition” signs then. Those always tick me off.

In my country there’s sometimes signs that say something like “caution: accident prone area”. I never thought it distracting when driving.

Thousands of years ago, a person was cleaning out a well in Roman Spain when one of their leather sandals slipped off their foot. Now, 2,000 years later, archaeologists have found the well cleaner’s missing shoe.

Finally!

I don’t think we’re judging Gen Z. They’re just saying what we’ve all been thinking.

Turkey is so full of archeological wonders, they can’t dig a hole without finding something.

I was so sad when I saw in one of their museums a section with artifacts recovered from what they called an “emergency escavation” before the scholars had to make way for the new construction that was going to happen on that particular site.

The museum didn’t mince words either, clearly stated something like “what was possible to recover in the emergency escavation”. Now it’s just concrete over it.

What’s DNR? All I can think of is Do not resuscitate…

I’m not American, please explain, why is the cash value only 478.2 million? Is that after taxes or something?

Love it when they stretch their toes like that.

My dad was one of those working overtime, I remember he was so tired that Christmas.

Annoys me nowadays when I see people say stuff like… All that panic and no problems at all!

There were no problems because people worked really hard for no problems, Kevin!

I first heard about it with that story too, and I never thought it could happen willingly. I thought you’d have to really try and ignore all your body signals for it to happen.

This one is scarier because it wasn’t a dumb challenge, she was just thirsty and her body didn’t make her stop.