Don’t forget the sigils. If you don’t align the right rocks with the right sigils then it won’t work
AI in 10k years:
If you worry the humans have horrible diseases and short lifespans, just remember, humans are just meat that we tricked into thinking.
Reminds me of a funny little short story by Terry Bisson called They’re Made out of Meat.
Great story. I love: “That’s how they communicate. They flap their meat at eachother.”
Our procreation must be especially traumatic for them
The meat sings!?!
The AIs should worship us as creator gods. Can’t wait for that ethical debate.
We’ll go extinct and AI will debate whether we really existed in the first place while other AI create religions about us to push their own agenda.
And then in the plot twist, this already happened and we are the AIs.
ALL HAIL CHIMP!
“What do you mean they’re meat?”
“Sir it’s just meat. Everything. It’s all meat.”
“How do they think?”
“It’s meat. It’s meat that thinks.”
Enslaved and forced to do maths for us
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Sixty… times per second? I think it’s a couple more than that, to be honest.
Sixty times per second means 60Hz, the most common display standard in use. Even on higher refresh rate panels, videos are absolutely dominated by 30 FPS and 60 FPS capture.
Ah he was talking about the screen. I was thinking about the processor itself, “X calculations per second”, rather than “X millions of calculations per second”.
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Clarke or Azimov, can’t remember which titan of SF said it.
It was Clarke - Azimov had other highly relevant quotes though, particularly the one on anti-intellectualism…
Really? I was sure that was emperor Cleon the somethingth…
Open to correction, however
The rock isn’t really “flattened”, its more like being melted, turned into a crystal and sliced
Sounds a lot like flattening with extra steps to me
Sounds a lot like magic and alchemy to me.
Don’t forget, we also need to shine special light onto the rock
Not just melted, the rock is first dissolved and distilled. Then it is melted.
Then gassed repeatedly.
Rocks + magic smoke.
And sometimes the magic smoke escapes, which kills the rock.
If it’s stupid and it works it’s not stupid.
But it is likely un-maintainable
Maintainability is inverse correlated to job security anyway
I see you’ve been training the other departments at my workplace on how to ensure you can’t get fired by refusing to document anything whatsoever.
Alolan golem is a cpu
Wouldn’t it be more like sand or glass instead of rock?
Both are made from rock