So that’s why it’s called boxing day

Time to ties some mini gourds into an anal bead 😔

Are you saying boo or boo-urns

I probably experienced disco Elysium differently from the average player so maybe my experience might be useful?

I’m not super big into RPGs that emphasize on the RP part and I’m also not super big into reading massive a walls of text. The uncut version is at least voiced but it’s way too slow so I ended up turning it off at some point because the talking was distracting me from skimming and skipping.

I will admit I also didn’t “get” the game for like 70% of it. The game was text heavy to begin with but I played a max encyclopedia character first which just added even more text. Then on top of this I played the game like I do other games which is to exhaust all dialog options which makes it even longer (and yes I know this can be unoptimal but part of the fun for me exhausting the options was also to see how different options screwed me over).

I think at some points I just started skimming the text and advancing just to move the plot or subplot along because at times it really does feel like the plot is just not moving at all.

In retrospect this actually worked really well for me. Did I know everything by the end of the game? Probably not but I was actually able to complete the game which I don’t think I would have had I not just started skipping text.

Then I played through the game 4 more times.

The funny thing is I probably got more enjoyment out of the game on my second play through. The first playthrough got me immersed into the world just enough to appreciate the writing on the second play through. I also figured out how to “approach the game better” after completing it once. I was min maxing my first playthrough and subsequent playthroughs allowed me to chill a bit on that front. Although I did do one play through super min maxed just for fun.

Tl;dr I sort of speed ran the game on my first attempt then I played it again 4 more times and I ended up enjoying the game a ton.

Where is the square hole?

“fix”

Yeah but like everything in life, it’s a trade off. Most people cannot maintain their own home surveillance system without the help of a company like Amazon or Google. These people have to decide between no security cameras or security cameras with caveats. I don’t think it’s fair to criticize people who choose the latter. The unfortunate truth is maintaining a security system that works well is very difficult, time consuming and can be unreliable. Even most of the tech savvy people I know just end up paying a company like Amazon to do it.

At least

Can I come too? 😳

B…but the shareholders! Won’t someone please think of the shareholders. 😢

Don’t birds spend a lot of time preening every day though?

Sleeper hoose

No it was a final insult, telling them to go fk themselves /s

He’s gay

How do you know it tastes like piss if you’ve never tasted piss before?

Better piss in a cup and taste it to make sure we get a nice baseline.

I don’t have an outlet next to my toilet. I would love to add them though but I’m gonna need an electrician

Because once you play enough video games, you will develop the urge to commit a shooting /s