Well I didn’t need a candle test to tell me that

That’s a candle? I thought it was an alcoholic drink!

I tried three or four times to stare at the candle but it was too bright. And I didn’t say “dumbass” after each time because I’m not THAT much of a dumbass. Unless… … dammit

I’ve stared at the candle for so long that now I can see without my eyes.

I’m colourblind so that doesn’t work on me HA WHOS THE DUMBASS NOW??

Sweet I’m normal.

Instructions unclear, put the candle on my forehead to concentrate on it and now I have 3rd-degree burns.

I got mixed