Like a vacuum!!

Lol no thanks

Chances of getting Boneitis increases with every birth.

What’s a “Redditor?” Someone who wants to make everything red??

I was going to ask what the deal was, but Nevermind.

Do they come in fish varieties?

So patriarchy.

Or when you pull up beside them at the red light.

[annoying JP voice] I hate your face.

WHAt’s wRoNg wItH HtmL

Good guy Amazon… /s

8PM: listen to some Bonjour Tristesse until I fall asleep crying.

I wonder if it’ll let you create custom quick replies.

Yup, that’s happened too! Then you just flip the activities. Lol

F that. You stand around, drink, socialize and then you go in the pit for the headliner.

A fly should also be called a Land, because that’s what they do half the time. - MH

As a phone? That’s a lot of folds!

I don’t understand the formula, but I understand Mr. Bean. +1

I hope they don’t fuck it up… It’s been my launcher for years!

Me: proceeds not to fall back asleep until 6:55AM.