Public library jerseys will go through the roof!
Fuck that is gold. We need jerseys for public libraries. It doesn’t matter if it makes no sense. It is nearly better if it makes no sense.
The idea of branch rivalries intrigues me greatly
“Our branch banned 37 trans books this season!”
No, these are Librarians. They tend to be against book bannings.
“My branch has 5x the circulation as your branch.”
“Well mine had more story times! We are building up our client base.”
I like to imagine they compete to see who gets the best drag queen for story hour. We could do a draft!
This would be Texas, they would have private libraries, they would name them TRUTHberies, and their logos would all be blatantly racist and vaguely homoerotic.
“Real Men Ride Bareback at Loving County TRUTHbrary”
the horse on the logo is inexplicably drawn with blackface
Bareback Mountain County Truthbrary
What would the mascots be? We need Last Week Tonight and Japan on this question! I guarantee they can shit out enough book/library themed mascots we won’t need to reuse even one!
Tax the rich, especially media companies, and fund libraries.
Please lets not bring TS here. FFS every single news is about her! She doesn’t seem like a bad.person and I can’t stand looking at her anymore
She doesn’t seem like a bad person
I would just like to point out that she’s almost a billionaire, in order to spread awareness.
And whose music career was nearly exclusively the product of nepotism through her multimillionaire music executive father.
“Nooo! She just wanted to rerelease all of her old music with gimmicks so that she could get HER versions out there!” /s
Translated: “Now that the innately talentless Swift has all the time and resources in the world to be trained how to write music, a decade into her career, she is rewriting all of her hits that were written by professional songwriters.”
tbf it is her music
This is true, and apparently she had a spat with New Jersey(? I may have the wrong east coast state), as she bought a house thinking it had a private beach, when it was a public beach, but that’s the worst thing I’ve heard her do. IIRC she ended up apologizing for the misunderstanding.
I’ll admit I know next to nothing about her. She seems to be doing better than most at not having dragon sickness cause her to turn into a shitty person though.
Look I know nothing about her, bu the fact that she is a billionaire sais nothing to me. People are throwing money at her like she was a wishing fountain. I think she would be one if she wanted or not
Straight up
I mean she is kinda hot though NGL, but I can’t stand seeing her NAME anymore.
Why was it his game? He playing alone?
I think that’s the foosball player she’s dating, but don’t quote me. I don’t watch sportsball
He doesn’t play foosball silly
He plays foccer
As I said, I don’t pay attention to sportsball
“There’s an AI for that.” 😅
I initially read “photoshop” instead of “photograph.” I guess my brain thought that was a more likely title/occurrence
No no no. Wait until after she gets the younger generations to vote the monsters out!!
Getting them to read will help with that too.
Travis Kelce is some kinda fine though for real
I think you just like the uniform.
When did she become so famous? Why do people care?
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She can even save canada
Why do you want more people to visit their public library, aren’t fentanyl overdoses high enough as is?
Public libraries are one of the greatest assets the U.S. has. They don’t just provide 100% free books, movies and music, both in the library and streaming along with free and usually unrestricted internet, meeting rooms and places for children to go, they also have all sorts of other services. My local library has 3D printers free for use. They have kits you can take out like musical instruments to learn to play. A new branch is opening and they will have a sign-up sheet for one person at a time to use a free shower and washer/dryer.
But sure, it’s all homeless people using fentanyl. You’re exactly the sort of person who came to library board meetings to object to the shower and washer/dryer because it will encourage “them.”
Back to your cave, NIMBY-ist.
Are there some boots you need to lick somewhere?
