JOE BIDEN NO LONGER HAS MY SUPPORT
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Oh shit they’re giving the dog to
Why else would Biden have him in the cabinet?
I forgot the other meaning of cabinet and pictured a little Pete Buttigieg curled up in some oval office furniture.
chewing on Internet cables
obama and pete bout to be eatin’ good!
Biden should have to behead it. The man who gives the sentence should swing the sword. This is northern justice
Biden is a southron tho
you forced the image of mothron with confederate flags for wings into my brain how could you do this
I’m convinced this dog was a reincarnated Kennedy sent to protect the Catholic president.
each attack was a foiled assassination attempt that biden somehow mr. magoo’d his way through
Dodging bullets by old-people bumbling and falling, but in slow motion like the Matrix.
up some stairs, several times
Like something out of The Naked Gun
Secret Service keeps trying to pull a Praetorian guard but Commander wont have it.
The third one is gonna have a name like “Brigadier” and it’s gonna bite every secret service agent twice.
Every time they go up a rank, their power level increases.
Let slip the dogs of war
How much of a fucking dork do you have to be to name your dog after military ranks?
I look forward to hearing about Biden’s next dog, Colonel, continuing the campaign against the ss
Battleship, the next Biden dog, will be even more powerful and will send even more SS agents to the shadow realm
RIP to a real comradePoor dog
He only bit people who deserved it
A timeless classic returns!
Didnt they already did this tho like a while ago when he attacked some other secret service members? they are just going to bring him back again and he is going to attack ss members again
Nope, you’re confusing the current Secret-Service-biting dog named Commander with the Biden’s previous Secret-Service-biting dog named Major.
“Next steps”
It’s fine, they’re just taking him to a farm where he can bite whoever he wants and live out the rest of his days.
which will be numbered in the single digits
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more like underneath
We can’t let rat boy get hold of brave acab comrade commander!
Utterly convinced that those dogs have prevented dozens of different assassination attempts.
From Wikipedia about the last dog:
“Major is not the first presidential dog to have biting incidents. In separate incidents, Franklin D. Roosevelt’s dog Major (who was also a German Shepherd) bit United States Senator Hattie Wyatt Caraway, and attacked Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Ramsay MacDonald, tearing MacDonald’s pants off. Theodore Roosevelt’s bull terrier Pete bit numerous people, even tearing the pants off of ambassador of France to the United States Jean Jules Jusserand.”
lmfao, uncritical support to presidential dogs
It’s not fair, he was a good boi just doing his best
well
he’s fired
Do dogs have a natural anti-nonce instinct?
I think it’s just that dogs have an inherent understanding of praxis
Nah, there’s cop dogs. But I’ve never seen a cop cat.
Caraway was a prohibitionist and voted against anti-lynching legislation.
good dog
This is the second time this happened lmao
It’s the same dog with a fake mustache
Next dog will be wearing the Groucho Marx novelty glasses and a Hawaiian shirt.
he did everything right and they fired him
I made a perfect bite and they fired me!
Commander, meet at the extraction point and we’ll give you the FOXDIE cure
