jackmarxist [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoTHEY FIRED THE DOGhexbear.netimagemessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1163arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1163arrow-down1imageTHEY FIRED THE DOGhexbear.netjackmarxist [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square71fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremkultrawide [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·1 year agoI’m convinced this dog was a reincarnated Kennedy sent to protect the Catholic president.
minus-squareProxyTheAwesome [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·edit-21 year agoeach attack was a foiled assassination attempt that biden somehow mr. magoo’d his way through
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 year agoDodging bullets by old-people bumbling and falling, but in slow motion like the Matrix.
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoLike something out of The Naked Gun
minus-squareMardoniush [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoSecret Service keeps trying to pull a Praetorian guard but Commander wont have it.
I’m convinced this dog was a reincarnated Kennedy sent to protect the Catholic president.
each attack was a foiled assassination attempt that biden somehow mr. magoo’d his way through
Dodging bullets by old-people bumbling and falling, but in slow motion like the Matrix.
up some stairs, several times
Like something out of The Naked Gun
Secret Service keeps trying to pull a Praetorian guard but Commander wont have it.