Any idea how hard it is to wash a baby that’s not even out yet? God bless these people. Have some patience.
Somebody summon Chrisfix. I’m sure he would teach us how to clean a baby using simple hand tools, probably starting with a thousand grit and working our way all the way up to a three-stage polish.
instructions unclear: summoned JerryRigEverything
They are cheating, break up.
Yeah, total red flag.
Lawyer up and hit the gym!
Instructions unclear, did a layup and decked my friend Jim.
Agreed. OP, your wife is a cheating removed. Even though we have no actual significance to her and do not know her, trust us bro.
Ah yes, the Reddit classic
No no, you don’t get it. They are showering in a torrent of falling babies.
A normal baby showers in under 7 minutes even if they throw in a shave. Something’s up.
This is an unoriginal joke. I heard it on Bluey a couple of years ago (not saying it’s original there either)