full send!

there is no god here

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adults don’t generally know what’s best, or right, or even what’s true. Intentions mattered more

this is why I’m so damaged

I’m my own grandpa

n isn’t even real

Having a blast out in the settled systems?

I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn’t be that different.

there would be signs

Then my family started praying to this person in the car

Jesus, take the wheel

Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world

just once?

Cats usually start kneading when they feel safe and it makes them happy. Positive reinforcement might work better than negative reinforcement.

I would try to procure one of this super soft fluffy blankets and encourage the cat to do their kneeding on that.

Cats are usually pretty happy when kneading so it should be as easy as just picking her up from the old spot and moving her over to the new blanket.

During the eclipse on the night of 7 moons, a mysterious new pillar is spawned by an unknown force, once again opening a portal to the dark dimension

Evil rises

Dress like Saul Goodman and the Joker

why doesn’t the LAZY gulf stream just work harder??

Extra protein

instructions unclear: summoned JerryRigEverything

I just want to see his illiterate ass get asked to read something out loud

can we do Canada next please

just cut it and solder everything back together later

Ionia County Judge Ray Voet said the accident was a “horrible tragedy” but didn’t warrant jail or probation for Darin Wilbur, WOOD-TV reported.

…

“Two months later, we wouldn’t even be here,” the judge said, noting that the teen soon would have turned 18 years old.

“Ionia County is a farming county, and I know a lot of people in this county view children working, sometimes around dangerous machinery, as part of growing up,” Voet said.

wow fuck that judge